Spherical Vibrance.

Have you ever played a nice rocking song on your chomputer so that the speaker's shake the ground and u've the urge to feel the shake ?
When I got Up today morning I had this wierd conception of Mr.Einstein talking to Ms.Marilyn Monroe. Mind you that Miss Marilyn was still wearing her White skirt and a nice gust of wind would make it fly and expose her long slender legs. I sometimes wonder what would Einstein do if that hurricane came.
Here's the conversation that came to my mind between Mr.Einstein & Miss Monroe -
Marilyn: Why in the hell are you wearing that stupid hat on your eccentric head?
Marilyn: Why have you worn that i-pod?
Einstein was still not distracted, was rather lost as usual.
Marilyn: Do you mind smooching, crap-dancing, playing with body-chemistry?
Marilyn(still waiting for an answer): Looks like I am in this exquisite suite with an AZOLE.
Marilyn(getting irriated): Had a punk been here he would also have jumped to BED with me.
Marilyn(finally to woo Einstein): Look their goes the Silk Stalkings. And she bends to loosen the strings revealing her graciously set innerwear and lovely legs.
Einstein: Lady who are you and why are you trying to molest me?
Marilyn(Flabbergasted): Can't you see I have been trying to have a talk with you in this stupid suite since an Hour?
Einstein: Dear do you really feel this is a suite?
Einstein(passionately): Had you been a bit more imaginative you would have seen that this place is the Plateau of Arabia with a refrigerator open to chill some garbage of practically zero mass, the fountain's whirling all around with an rpm close to infinity.
Marilyn: I see, do you have any idea of what crap you can create?
Einstein: I don't believe in craps.
Orkut: Who the f*** is talking about scraps ... that's my copyright.
Google: Shit Orkie is trying to woo this one too .. :((
Marlyn: Woaaa .. Who the f*** wants to talk to this crackpot?
Elton John: "And it seems to me that you lived your life like a Candle in the Wind ..."
AND THE WIND BLOWS.
Orkut: Ooh Ma ma what a Bit** .. and takes the pic, shares it and makes it famous amongst the nerds.
Google: Yo yo orkie you are GODLIKE.
Einstein: What an Inhuman Spherical Vibrance did happen out here??
Einstein: Lady do you mind to remove the Silk on your Body so that I may have the honour to play with the relative geometry of your eloquent personality.
Monroe gets all cold and gives the altruist smile and falls into the arms of the genius and then the heat generated transmits and starts shaking the cubicle.
The cubicle is all full of Smoke and Hardly anything is visible to Orkie and Google.
They find that the cubicle enclosure has generated a cloud and it has started to rain. Clouds have started to make the sky black. Lightening is striking hard and Orkie, Googie, their friends are all pscyched out.
Suddenly with a Huge Blow the Cubicle blows off and A Chap comes out of the Cubicle with some antique in his hand, nude with afterblast effects hair electrified due to the strike, eyes horrified and happy simultaneously. He starts banging his head on the wall shouting Eureka Eureka I found it.

That was the time when I was horribly feeling the urge to sleep and had to shout at the top of my voice: "Who the f**k is banging my door?" "I am not having breaker today, ... aur haan lunch ke liye utha dena."
Some ch**tpot was banging at 7 in the morning and I could not complete my dream :-).
Hope you Enjoyed it =;.